What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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