And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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