can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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