i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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