pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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