Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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