so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
When are your genitals available?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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