I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
pray to the hookup gods
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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