Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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