she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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