My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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