So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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