I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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