I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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