Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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