don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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