We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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