so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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