But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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