You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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