Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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