I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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