Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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