her vagine was all disorganized.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
