Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You are a booty call, not a friend.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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