Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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