Small penises have feelings too.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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