I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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