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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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