True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm always down for nudity.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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