Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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