She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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