I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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