Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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