you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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