it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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