I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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