Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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