Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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