Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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