Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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