belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm really into asian looking animals
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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