That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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