you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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