My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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