Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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