At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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