She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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