: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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