btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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