If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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