jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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