I bet he comes in French.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
