kristin has been a bad kristin
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
try to milk me bitch
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